Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     do roboty
Date:      Sat Jul  1 10:15:08 2000

Muz pride domov z prace a zena ho vita:
"Chleba si kupil?"
"To nie je chlapska robota."
"Tak pod robit chlapsku robotu!"
"Vobec nerozumies srande. Podaj tu sietovku..."

Traja mysiaci sedia pri bare a chvalia sa ktory je najsilnejsi.
Prvy hovori:- Ked su v dome kde byvam nastavene pasce, tak vzdy idem ku
nej,
lavou  rukou si zoberiem syr a pravou chytim tu padajucu strunu aby som
este
pocas jedenia trochu posiloval...
Druhy hovori:- Ked mame doma jed na mysi, zoberiem ziletku, rozdrobim ho
na prasok
a vtiahnem si do nosa tucnu ciaru...
Obidvaja kuknu vyzyvavo na tretieho, ktory sa na nich znudene pozera,
bez slova vstane a  hovori:
- Idem domov pretiahnut macku.

Mlady adept pravnickeho doktoratu dostane u zkousek otazku:
"Co je to podvod?"
"Podvod je, jestlize mne ted nechate propadnout."
"Jak to?", pta se profesor.
"Protoze paragraf 265 trestniho zakoniku zni: Kdo zneuzije neci
nevedomosti
aby jej poskodil, dopusti se podvodu...".

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