Posted By: Ray (Keep on the sunny side.) on 'CZhumor'
Title:     Timbuktu
Date:      Tue Feb 17 22:14:40 2004


Knez a australsky strihac ovci jsou v posledenim kole televizni souteze, na
body nerozhodne, o vitezi ma rozhodnout basen kterou slozi behem 5-ti minut
s rymem na slovo "Timbuktu" (znalci doplni ze jde o jmeno hlavniho mesta
kteresi africke zeme ).

Po 5 minutach vystoupil kazatel:

I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu.

publikum aplaudovalo a byl povazovan za viteze, ale pouze nez vystoupil nas
strihac:

When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two.