Posted By: Suzanne (Get real) on 'CZling'
Title:     Anglictina pro pokrocile
Date:      Mon Sep 27 17:27:40 1999


Predmet: anglictina pre krocilych
Zabudnite Anglicky o pol hodiny!
Odnaucitel Anglickeho jazyka pre extremne pokrocilych.
(Un-Teacher of the English Tongue for Top-Ranked Learners and PROs.)
Po Slovensky
Tento kurz je urceny pre posluchacov vysokych skol a univerzit,
prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, ktora pocituje unavu z prilis
rozsiahlej znalosti Anglickeho jazyka. Po dokladnom precitani nasledujucich
cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava, zapricinena znizenim a destrukciou Vasich
jazykovych vedomosti.
In English
This rate is designated for listeners of mountainous schools, transferers
and also the wide public, exhausted by too high amount of English tongue
knowledge. After a massive for-reading of the following trainings there
should be discovered a discount, behind-caused by enlowment and downgrade
of your knowledges.

Lekcia 1: Frazeologia (phrases, idioms & proverbs)

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|Aka duchaplna myslienka!            |What a ghostful idea!               |
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|Rano mudrejsie vecera.              |It's wiser to dine in the morning.  |
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|Bozie mlyny melu pomaly, ale isto.  |God's mills are more insured than   |
|                                    |functional.                         |
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|Na zdravie!                         |On the health!                      |
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|Nema to cenu.                       |It doesn't have any price.          |
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|Basa tvrdi muziku.                  |A prison makes music stronger.      |
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|Mam sa velmi dobre.                 |I've got myself very good.          |
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|Pustila som ho k vode.              |I have released him to the water.   |
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|Isiel spity pod obraz.              |He went drunk under the picture.    |
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|Si z toho cela prec.                |You are all away of it.             |
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|Dohodil mu nevestu.                 |He threw him the bride.             |
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|Beriem ta za slovo.                 |I am taking you by the word.        |
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|Remeslo ma zlate dno.               |A craft has a golden bottom.        |
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|Daj mi pokoj!                       |Give me an appartment!              |
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|Pre mna - za mna ...                |For me - beyond me ...              |
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|Je to ako hrach na stenu hadzat.    |It is like throwing peas on the     |
|                                    |wall.                               |
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|Kto do teba kamenom, ty do neho     |Who with a stone into you, you with |
|chlebom.                            |bread into him.                     |
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|Bola na neho prikratka.             |She was too short for him.          |
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|Postavit vodu na caj.               |To set a water on a tea.            |
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|Drz hubu!                           |Catch the mouth!                    |
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|Ako sa do hory vola, tak sa z hory  |What scream goes to the mountain,   |
|ozyva.                              |the same goes back.                 |
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|Mam to v malicku.                   |I have it in my little finger.      |
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|Mat z pekla stastie.                |To have a fortune from the hell.    |
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|Tam je pes zakopany!                |The dog is dug over there!          |
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|Loz ma kratke nohy.                 |A lie has short legs.               |
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|Mat chrobaka v hlave.               |To have a beetle in ones mind       |
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Lekcia 2: Literatura (Literature)
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|Kralovna zije na zamku.             |A kingness lives on a lock.         |
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|Cervena Ciapocka sa vydala na cestu.|The Red Cap got married on the road.|
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|Janko hrasko polahky vyhodil        |Little John Pea has easily dismissed|
|zbojnika na strom.                  |the bush-ranger to the tree.        |
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|Velka Noc je v plnom prude.         |The Big Night is in its full stream.|
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|Macko Pu sa pozberal zo zeme a velmi|The Pu-bear has harvested himself   |
|tazko vstal.                        |from the Earth and erected hard.    |
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|Janosik zatancoval rezky odzemok a  |The Chic John has performed an      |
|zatocil valaskou.                   |off-ground dance and then screwed a |
|                                    |Walachian girl.                     |
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Lekcia 3: Technicky jazyk (Tek-Tongue)
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|Pocitac vyhlasil chybu.             |An after-reader has pronounced a    |
|                                    |mistake.                            |
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|Cez kovove vodice moze prechadzat   |An ellectrical stream can walk      |
|elektricky prud.                    |during metallic drivers.            |
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|Mohli by ste, prosim, zavriet okno? |Would you mind pressing ALT+F4 ?    |
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|Stlacte lave tlacidlo mysi a potom  |Press the left pressling of the rat |
|zvolte typ ovladaca na vasej        |and then elect your mother board's  |
|maticnej doske.                     |driver.                             |
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|Mojmu mobilnemu telefonu prave dosla|A battery of my moveable phone has  |
|bateria.                            |just arrived.                       |
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|Pocitacova tlaciaren dokaze vytlacit|A counter-presser is able to produce|
|lubovolny textovy vystup.           |any character's performance.        |
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Lekcia 4: Politika (Politics)
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|Velvyslanec bol vymenovany.         |A broadcaster was outnamed.         |
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|Politicka strana podviedla vsetkych |A political side has underconducted |
|svojich volicov.                    |all of its voters.                  |
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|Hovorca poprednej politickej strany |Teller of the political front page  |
|hral na slavnostnom vecierku        |was rolling balls with outcaster's  |
|billiard s velvyslancovou           |mistress on the jubilee little      |
|asistentkou.                        |evening.                            |
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Lekcia 5: Slang (Slang)
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|Je mi na sablu.                     |It is on the sword to me.           |
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|Nehodime poker?                     |Why don't we throw a poker?         |
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|Je to cele na kocku!                |It's all on a pussy-cat!            |
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|Je mi to platne jak hadovi nohy.    |It's valid to me like legs to a     |
|                                    |snake.                              |
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|Neskocime na didzinu?               |Wouldn't we jump on a discotheque?  |
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Lekcia 6: Hobby (Hobby & Pastime Activities)
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|V lete, ked byva poriadna horucava, |In flight, when it's precise        |
|vsetci chodia surfovat na pobrezie. |warmthness, everybody is browsing   |
|                                    |banks.                              |
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Lekcia 7: Nazvy piesni z originalu do Slovenciny (Song Titles)
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|You could be mine.                  |Mohol si byt banikom.               |
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|The show must go on.                |Ukaz mi pokracovanie.               |
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|Can't touch this.                   |Nemozem to otocit.                  |
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|Let it be.                          |Nechaj tu vcelu.                    |
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|Love me do.                         |Urob mi to.                         |
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|Hold me tight.                      |Podrz mi ponozku.                   |
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|Roll over Beethoven.                |Prevalcuj Beethovena.               |
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Lekcia 8: Zdvorila konverzacia (Polite Conversation)
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|Prosim Vas, kolko je hodin?         |Hey, ho' many watches 'ya got?      |
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|Ako sa volate?                      |How do you call yourself?           |
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Lekcia 9: Slovenske mena (Slovak names)
Drahoslav..... Expensiver
Bohuslava..... Godfamy
Severin....... Northbert
Radovan....... Joyster
Dobroslav..... Goodmaker
Zora.......... Aurora
Gejza......... Gaybehind
Gaspar........ Jester
Perla......... Pearl
Pravoslav..... Rightcelebrator
Vlasta........ Hairy-fairy
Zlatica....... Goldie
Bohumil....... Godlover
Kazimir....... Spoiler
Svetlana...... Lantern
Vitazoslav.... Winnerfan
Jarmila....... Springlover
Lesana........ Forestie
Lenka......... Only K.
Blanka........ Membrane
Ladislav...... Tuner
Tichomir...... Silencer
Prokop........ Spader
Nora.......... Lair
Ludomil....... Manlover
Edita......... Wordie
Levoslav...... Lioner
Koloman....... Wheelman
Lukas......... Archer
Svatopluk..... Holysquad
Barbara....... Savagress
Zlatko........ Darling
Tamara........ Thatmarry
David......... Vomitador
Mojmir........ Mypeace


Lekcia 10: Geograficke nazvy (Geographical names)

Senica.................... Hayville
Nitra..................... Nitro City
Nove Zamky................ New Castles / New Locks
Liptovsky Mikulas......... The Liptov Santa Claus
Zvolen.................... San Selectado
Rim. Sobota............... Rome Saturday
Roznava................... Grillside
Presov.................... Forshow
Michalovce................ Michaelsheep
Dubnica................... Oakville
Revuca.................... Screamingstone
Nalepkovo................. Sticker Valley
Partizanske............... Los Guerillos
Stupava................... Stepside
Nove Mesto nad Vahom...... New York upon Scales
Kremnica.................. Creamton
Nova Bana................. New Mine
Dunajska Streda........... Danube Wednesday
Modra..................... Blueford
Banska Stiavnica.......... Mine Juice
Zeliezovce................ Ironsheep
Komarno................... Los Mosquitos
Prievidza................. Throughsight
Povazska Bystrica......... Afterscales Mountainriver

Lekcia 11: Ustalene slovne spojenia (Collocations)

Naslovo vzaty odbornik.  For-a-word-taken expert.
Ostrielany pravnik.      An overshooted lawyer.
Podnapity predavac.      Underdrunken forgiver.
Uzkoprsa sestricka.      A narrow-breasted little sister.
Korunny svedok              An one-coin witness
Svatojanska muska           A Saint John fly
Dopravna zapcha             To-the-right stopshittment
Studena fronta              A frigid queue
Nadzvukove lietadlo         An oversounded plane
Metrovy textil              One meter long textile

Lekcia 12: Naradie a pristroje (Tools and devices)

Vrtacka                        A wall-hole maker
Obuvak                         A shoe on-putter
Hreben                         A hair synchroniser
Zosilnovac                     An enstronger

Lekcia 13: Varenie a jedla (Meals)

Cernice                        Blackies
Brusnica                       A sharpie
Cerstve rozky                  Fresh minicorners
Bezvajecne cestoviny           Eggless roadies
Melonova stava                 An one-million-worth juice
Hranolky podavajte s tatarskou Mini-prisms interpret with
                 omackou.                       Tartarian o'cat.

Lekcia 14: Moda a oblecenie (Fashion and Dressing)

Ten klobuk ti pristane.        That hat will land you.
Kupil som si plazove slapky.   I have bought a pair of beach whores.



                  Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. 
                                                         SuE

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