Posted By: Suzanne (Pruhovany Twistrik :)) on 'CZling' Title: Preklady :)) Date: Fri Jun 18 11:38:45 1999 http://www.kaspi.com/fun.html Fakt sila :) Par prikladu: In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beat soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Similarly, from a Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. SuE