Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor' Title: Bored With The Wife Date: Mon Dec 20 19:39:15 1999 Bored With The Wife Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife. "Good grief," says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?" "Well," replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin' the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety." Jim thinks for a while and then suggests, "Well if you want variety, why don't you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?" Fred shakes his head and says, "What - and have a house full of kids???" Ufi --------------- ufi@atheist.com