Posted By: Sheri (New Board: ForeignJobs) on 'Humor' Title: Nurse Nancy Date: Fri Dec 24 10:55:23 1999 Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up". said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards.Last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us"! The second doctor said "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24hrs. She gave him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near EXPLODED! Suddenly they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boils!! SHERI'S WEB INTERNATIONAL ** Email address: sheri@sherisweb.com Web Address: http://www.sherisweb.com