Posted By: Suzanne (*** SNEZI! ***) on 'Humor' Title: Who is God? Date: Mon Jan 10 18:09:05 2000 A boy says to his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both a man and a woman!" The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey." The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?" The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight." The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?" Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. SuE