Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Homeless Ransacker
Date:      Fri Feb 11 14:10:05 2000

Homeless Ransacker

An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about 
eighteen ransacking the place.
He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police, when 
the girl dropped down on her knees
and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, Mister. Oh, please!!! If you 
don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"

The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were 
naked and in bed together. The old man tried and tried, but finally he rolls 
over, exhausted and embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, young lady...but's it just no use," he gasped. "I'm afraid 
I'm going to have to call the police after all."  



Ufi

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