Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor' Title: Drop-In Patient Date: Fri Feb 11 14:13:11 2000 Drop-In Patient A doctor recently had a patient "drop in" on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the doctor asked. The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, and I can hardly catch my breath....Doctor, I'm scared!" The doctor, looking at his 86-year-old patient, said, "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years. But tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?" The old gent's response was, "Well,...three times last night and twice again this morning!" Ufi --------------- ufi@atheist.com