Posted By: Suzanne (Simple Elegance :)) on 'Humor'
Title:     Coke
Date:      Thu Apr 13 12:55:41 2000


To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl.
Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric
acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper
with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped
in Coca-Cola.

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking
pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes
before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings
to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load
of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.
The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

and... WE DRINK THIS STUFF!


                                                  - no risk, no fun -
                                                                SuE