Posted By: Jovo () on 'Humor'
Title:     This shit is a bomb :-)
Date:      Tue May  9 21:47:09 2000

Hello.
  If you are offended by naughty words, or if you believe in something from 
the following list ... i wanted to say something nasty, but instead :
DON'T READ ANY fuRTHEr :-]

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
(from the Center of Applied Linguistics Staff Newsletter, Harvard University)

Taoism - Shit happens
Confucianism - Confucius say, Shit happens
Calvinism - Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.
Buddhism - If shit happens, it really isnt shit.
7th Day Adventist - No shit on Saturdays.
Zen - Whats the sound of shit happening?
Hedonism - Theres nothing like good shit happening,
Hinduism - This shits happened before.
Mormon - This shit is going to happen again.
Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies - Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism - This shit is good for me.
Protestantism - Let the shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism - Shit happens because you are BAD.
Hare Krishna - Shit happens. Rama rama.
Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism - Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science - Shit is in your mind.
Atheism - Sheeit.
Existentialism - What is this shit anyway?
Rastafanianism - Lets smoke this shit.

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I want to thank the person, who send me this ... and excuse bad layout. Jovo.