Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: for those who love Beatles - bit cruel though :)) Date: Sat Aug 26 09:34:21 2000 Russian Submarine (Sung to Yellow Submarine) In the town Where I was born Lived a man With PhD And he told Us of his job Making faulty Submarines So we sailed Up to the north Till we found The Barents Sea And we sank Beneath the waves In our Russian Submarine We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine Casualties Jump by the score As we hit The ocean floor And the air Begins to fade We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine Radiation Makes us hot Hypothermia Makes us not Turning blue And glowing green In our Russian Submarine We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine We all drown in a Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine A Russian Submarine Zaba P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!