Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor' Title: cake or ... Date: Tue Nov 28 14:16:00 2000 A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE ASKS, > "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE > LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." > > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I > DON'T THINK SO!" > > THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T > CLOSE RIGHT." > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE'FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." > > "FINE," SHE SAYS. "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE > FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK." > > "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. > "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T > THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!" > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO > FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE,AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP > OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. > AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO > GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. > > 'HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" > > SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDEAND CRIED. JUST THEN A > NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO > ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." > > HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?" > > SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO?!??.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON > MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"