Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     cake or ...
Date:      Tue Nov 28 14:16:00 2000

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING  A FOOTBALL GAME  WHEN HIS WIFE  ASKS,
> "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE 
> LIGHT IN THE  HALLWAY?    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW." 
> 
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT?   NOW? 
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON  MY FOREHEAD?   I
> DON'T THINK SO!" 
> 
> THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE  DOOR?   IT WON'T
> CLOSE RIGHT." 
> 
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE'FRIDGE DOOR?   DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> 
> WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?   I  DON'T THINK SO." 
> 
> "FINE," SHE SAYS.   "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST  FIX THE STEPS TO THE
> FRONT DOOR?   THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK." 
> 
> "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS.
> "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?   I DON'T
> THINK SO.   I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.   I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!"  
> 
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.   HE STARTS TO
> FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE,AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP
> OUT.  AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE  STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.   AS HE GOES TO
> GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS  FIXED.  
> 
> 'HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" 
> 
> SHE  SAID,  "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT  OUTSIDEAND CRIED. JUST THEN A
> NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG,   AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO
> ALL THE  REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A
CAKE." 
> 
> HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"  
> 
> SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO?!??.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON
> MY FOREHEAD?   I DON'T THINK SO!" 


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