Posted By: Jiri (Zip) on 'Humor' Title: Animals in good mood :o) Date: Fri Jun 1 20:00:51 2001 A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace. The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down, and starts to read. The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars, " Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?" The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?" and one more This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!" --------------------------------------------------------------- Murphy's Law : If anything can go wrong, it'll go wrong. Jiri e-mail: xurbj06@st.vse.cz momentalne student VSE Praha ----------------------------------------------------------------