Posted By: Jiri (Zip) on 'Humor' Title: Miraculous watch Date: Tue Jun 5 12:42:06 2001 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He spies a lovely looking creature sitting at a table on her own and decides to make a move. He goes over and says, 'Hi, I've got something I'd like to show you', and sits down next to her. He looks harmless enough and she decides to play along, 'Whats that then?', she enquires. 'It's my watch. It can tell me everything I need to know about someone just by looking at it.' That's bollocks!' she retorts. 'No, really, its true!' He then stares intently at his watch for a few second and then says, 'For instance, I can tell by my watch that you're not wearing any underwear.' She grins smugly and says ' Well, that's where you're wrong, I do have underwear on.' The man looks back at his watch, with a puzzled look on his face. A second later the puzzled expression is slowly replaced by a grin of recognition and he says 'I know what it is, I set my watch ten minutes fast this morning!!' --------------------------------------------------------------- Murphy's Law : If anything can go wrong, it'll go wrong. Jiri e-mail: xurbj06@st.vse.cz momentalne student VSE Praha ----------------------------------------------------------------