Posted By: Sheri (NeedComp.Supplies?QueryMe) on 'Humor' Title: Re: Frog Stuff Date: Fri Aug 27 17:48:03 1999 If you kiss me and turn be back into a beautiful princess, I will tell you if there has been.. ribbit.. ;-) > The Frog and the Engineer > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and > said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, > picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. > > The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a > beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and > how you are my hero." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled > at > it, and returned it to his pocket. > > The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a > beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The > > engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. > > The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a > beautiful > princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." > Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into > his > pocket. > > Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a > beautiful > princess, that I will stay with you for a year and do anything that you > want. > Why won't you kiss me?" > > The man said, "look I'm an engineer. I wouldn't know what to do with a > girlfriend, but a TALKING FROG IS REALLY COOL." > > > I just hope it hasn't been posted in here earlier ... > (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail:_ SHERI'S WEB INTERNATIONAL ** Email address: sheri@sherisweb.com Web Address: http://www.sherisweb.com