Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor' Title: A celebration Date: Mon May 2 08:39:55 2005 A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She said, "I want a divorce." He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much." Bye Medved No matter where you go, everyone is connected.