Posted By: medved (A~z na v~eky Mikov~ce.) on 'Humor'
Title:     Letter to Tide
Date:      Wed Jul 13 21:56:17 2005

Dear Tide Laundry Detergent: 

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all 
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now though 
I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I 
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring 
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started 
becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up 
with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out 
using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide 
with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the 
stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came 
by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then 
my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in 
the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is 
bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for 
having such a great product. 

Well, gotta' go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. 

Regards,
Susan G.
Hackensack, NJ
 

Bye

Medved

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