Posted By: JiMo (I'm flyiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Programming and sex
Date:      Sun Feb 24 19:52:08 2008

The programming is like sex, because:

* One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
* Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted.
* It often takes another experienced person to really appreciate what
  you're doing.
* Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their
  lack of experience.
* You can do it for money or for fun.
* If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think
  you're some kind of freak.
* It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
* There's not enough taught about it in public school.
* It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in 
  strictly clinical terms.
* Some people are just naturally good.
* But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're
  wasting your time trying to tell them.
* There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is
  comfortable with.
* One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
* It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
* Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
* Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
* Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
* You'll miss it if it's been a while.
* There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do 
  things.
* It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
* Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
* Other people just get in the way.

 

                        JiMo:)

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