Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor' Title: Little Johnny's Exciting Story Date: Mon Mar 1 12:00:04 1999 The teacher, Mrs. Brown, gave Little Johnny's class an assigment for Monday. She told the students to report to the class something exciting that had happened at home over the weekend.. So on Monday, Mrs. Brown asked if the students had any exciting stories to tell. All the kids in class raised their hands. So Mrs. Brown decided to call on each student to make the presentation. Knowing Little Johnny could be quite mischievous, Mrs. Brown did not call on him until he was the last kid to present his story. "Okay, Little Johnny," said the teacher reluctantly. "You may present your exciting story." When Little Johnny went to the front of the classroom, he headed straight for the blackboard. He took up a chalk and pressed it against the blackboard leaving a white dot. After putting down the chalk, Little Johnny went back to his seat without saying a word. Bewildered, Mrs. Brown asked Little Johnny to explain what he had just done. Little Johnny said calmly, "That's just a period." Still confused, Mrs. Brown said, "What's so exciting about a period?" "I don't know," replied Little Johnny. "But when my older sister said she missed one, my father had a heart attack, my mother became hysterical and the lady next door shot her husband dead." Ufi --------------- Ufi@atheist.com