Posted By: ufi (Ufi) on 'Humor'
Title:     Professional job descriptions
Date:      Mon Mar  1 12:04:56 1999



Professional job descriptions

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl
enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked
children.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you
the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you will look forward to the trip.



Ufi

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