Posted By: Sheri (15 DaysOfNotSmoking YES!!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Confession to a priest..
Date:      Fri Mar  5 01:41:46 1999

One bright Sunday morning my parents Cindy and Mark took me, their eight year 
old son, Johnny, to church.  We sat right in the front so I could get all the 
benefits from church.  But as we know eight year old boys do not like church 
at all.  Especially me, little Johnny.  Halfway through the pastor's sermon I 
fell asleep.  The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from 
preaching.  He decided to come over to me and ask me a question about God.

"Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?"

My mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by my falling asleep, 
suck a pin in my right butt cheek. 

"GOD!!!!" I Cried.


"Who was Mary and Joseph's son?" The pastor asked.

My dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a
pin in my left butt cheek.

"JESUS CHRIST!!!!" I Yelled.

And once again the pastor replied "Very good."

Near the end of the church service, I could not control himself and fell 
asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass me and ask a 
very hard question. 

"What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?"

And I shouted,
 "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK
IT IN HALF!

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