Posted By: Zaba (I'd rather be skiing!) on 'Humor'
Title:     Big news
Date:      Fri Apr 30 13:40:44 1999

Following drinking  binge in Christchurch, New Zealand, Koto Salaki passed out 
- so his  buddies stripped him and shaved off his eyebrows as a joke. Getting 
no  reaction, they proceeded to cut off his ear and glue it onto his 
forehead. 
Doctors managed to sew it back on. 

After a heavy drinking session in Weymouth in August 1990, 51 year old Philip 
Pyne fancied a kip on a bench. To stop himself rolling off, he put 12 nails 
through his trousers and in the process, drove several of them through his 
leg. Fortunately he was discovered by police.
 

Zaba

P.S.: Put some excitment between your legs - ride a mountain bike!