Posted By: Suzanne (rrribit!) on 'Humor' Title: Truth about men Date: Thu Jul 29 10:31:34 1999 INSIDER'S GUIDE TO THE MALE VOCABULARY "Haven't I seen you before?" == "Nice ass." "I'm a Romantic." == "I'm poor." "I need you." == "My hand is tired." "I am different from all the other guys." == "I am not circumcised." "I want a commitment." == "I'm sick of masturbation." "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." "I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it." "It's just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." "She's kinda cute." == "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." "I don't know if I like her." == "She won't sleep with me." "Do you 'really' love me?" == "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later." "How much do you love me?" == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now." "I have something to tell you." == "Get tested." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adamkuv vyber vtipu http://www.jokes.cz/ Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. SuE