Posted By: Sheri (Sheri's Web International) on 'Humor' Title: Re: Sex Therapist Date: Wed Aug 4 15:49:13 1999 This one made me laugh lots.. whooops.. wonder what that says.. ;-) I make noooo confessions.. ;-) > A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the > frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain > how often someone has sex. > > To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and > goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the > person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes > to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear. > > "Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the > man says no. > > "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. > > "Twice a week?" "No." > > "Twice a month?" "No." > > The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year". > > The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks > the man, > "What are you so happy about?" > > The man answers, "Tonight's the night!" > > > > > > Ufi > > --------------- > ufi@atheist.com SHERI'S WEB INTERNATIONAL ** Email address: sheri@sherisweb.com Web Address: http://www.sherisweb.com