Posted By: Sheri (Sheri's Web International) on 'Humor'
Title:     The Funeral
Date:      Thu Aug  5 13:57:45 1999

 A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee and newspaper
 when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the 
 nearby cemetery.
 
 
 A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
 about 50 feet behind.  Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
 walking a pitbull on a leash.  Behind him were 200 men walking single
 file.
 
 The guy couldn't stand the curiosity.  He respectfully approached the
 man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb 
 you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.  Whose funeral is it?"

 The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
 
 "What happened to her?"
 
 The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."
 
 He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
 
 The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
 wife when the dog turned on her."
 
 A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
 two men.
 
 "Sir, could I borrow that dog?"

 "Get in line."



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