Posted By: sokol (sokol) on 'Humor'
Title:     3 proofs...
Date:      Fri Aug  6 00:51:14 1999

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
    1. He went into his father's business
    2. He lived at home until the age of 33
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
       and his mother was sure he was God

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He never held a steady job
    3. His last request was a drink
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
    1. His first name was Jesus
    2. He was always in trouble with the law
    3. His mother did not know who his father was
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He worked in the building trades
 
    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
    1. He called everybody brother
    2. He had no permanent address
    3. Nobody would hire him

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot
    3. He invented a new religion