Posted By: uz_zas ((R)etry) on 'Humor'
Title:     Frog Stuff
Date:      Wed Aug 18 19:46:14 1999

 The Frog and the Engineer
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 An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, 
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. 

 The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and
how you are my hero." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at
it, and returned it to his pocket.

   The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The 
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. 

   The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." 
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and  put it back into his 
pocket. 

   Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful 
princess, that I will stay with you for a year and do anything that you  want. 
Why won't you kiss me?" 

   The man said, "look I'm an engineer. I wouldn't know what to do with a
girlfriend, but a TALKING FROG IS REALLY COOL."


I just hope it hasn't been posted in here earlier ...
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