Posted By: Suzanne (Get real) on 'Humor' Title: New World Explanations Date: Mon Oct 11 11:01:47 1999 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Love everybody. Love every body. Save water. Shower with your friend. ( preferably a girl ) Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a women. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spend. A Successful woman is one who can find such a man. Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow. What you can put off today. Prijde den, kdy se zelvy nauci letat. SuE